Kotakuite brainFUBAR sends his entry, writing, “I may not be able to compete with a suicide girl, but I still wanted to give it a go.” Bravo!

Not only does brainFUBAR have a Virtual Boy, but he also has red hair. Reader Zorantor is also a dude — a dude with a Virtual Boy — and สล็อตฟรี sends his entry below. “Please notice how all the stuff is laid out on a poster of the red planet.” Oh yes, we did.

What’s happening? We’re giving away a copy of futuristic third-person-shooter Red Faction: Guerrilla, platform of your choice. Here’s how you can win it:

Take a picture of red things – the more the better! Be sure to include a “Kotaku sign” in the picture. Send your entries to kotakucontestATgmailDOTcom and have a very nice day.

Oh, and read our rules. Because that’s the rule, and rules are rules.